Roast Dinners Around The World

Emperor Gravy is back! This, and for very much hopefully the final time this year on the Costa Del Sol (no offence but London is calling), at The Spinning Goat in Fuengirola. Yep, the return that absolutely nobody demanded. Re-call me Dave. Except I’m not in the UK right now, I’m all international – or…

So the first thing I had to do when writing this review was to try to remember where I went. Fadó Irish Bar and Grill. In Benalmádena, which is a difficult enough place to remember the name of. It was a gloriously sunny day. Hey, England, you still reading? All 8 of you? And I…

And finally, I get to review a roast dinner in my favourite country, España. The Carvery in Torremolinos. Oooh a carvery. Maybe it will be as good as a Toby Carvery. I should probably put some emphasis there. As “good” as a Toby Carvery. Phew, my pretentiousness comes out better with punctuation. Yes, Lord Gravy…

Avez-vous un roast dinner en Paris? Oui, bonjour – avec le restaurant L’entente – Le British Brasserie. Gosh are you impressed that I remembered my French from paper ball throwing practice lessons when I was 15? At least 3 French teachers were signed off with stress when I was at school. Oops la la. When…

Yo. It’s Lord Gravy. International Lord Gravy. Back on my travels and this time in Malta – to the Rusty Spoon in Bugibba. Or maybe outside of London I should be called Emperor Gravy? Emperor Lord Gravy? World King…no that makes me sound like some other arrogant, useless British twat. Albeit I’m less useless than…

Well, hello there. Welcome to the first (and possibly last) episode of Roast Dinners Around The World. Starting with Shakespeare Pub in San Diego. US of HEY. Who the hell am I? I’m Lord Gravy, aha…Lord, from London in the UK. You know, the country that gave birth to the USA and happily let you…